Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Girls Are Hopeless

JONATHAN: Mom, I've realized something.

ME: What's that?

JONATHAN: In all movies, girls are hopeless.

ME: Oh, they are, are they?

JONATHAN: Yes.

ME: What do you mean by hopeless?

JONATHAN: I have three letters to describe it. DIS.

ME: Dis? What does that mean?

JONATHAN: Damsel In Distress.