Wednesday, May 30, 2012

My Little Charmer

Mom: You are the most important thing in the world to me.

Jonathan: And you to me. Except including all dimensions, it would have to be God.

Mom: Yes. Including all dimensions, it would have to be God. But you are the most important thing in the world. You, James, and Dad.

Jonathan: A three-way tie. The snorer, the hungry, and the neat.

Mom: The snorer, the hungry, and the neat?

Jonathan: Yep.

Mom: So... James is the neat, you're the hungry, and Dad is the snorer?

Jonathan: Exactly.

Mom: Huh. So what am I?

Jonathan: The lovely maiden, of course.

Awww yeah. Keep talkin', kiddo. :)