Monday, January 9, 2012

Your Brain Is All Strung Up

MOM: I'm a woman, so I'm pretty good at multitasking.

JAMES: Oh, right. Cuz your brain is all strung up. Like spaghetti.



JAMES: Benjamin Franklin. He said, "If you sleep with the dogs, you'll wake up with fleas." I tested that.

JONATHAN: How did it go?

JAMES: Not one itch the next morning.

JONATHAN: James, it's a metaphor.



FLYNN RIDER: Alright, you get the gist. She sings to it, she turns young. Creepy, right?

JONATHAN (shrugging nonchalantly at the TV): No, I've gotten used to it.



JAMES: So why do you like Leap Year so much?

MOM: The movie?

JAMES: Yeah.

MOM: Because it's romantic.

JAMES: I suspected as much.