MOM: Boys, please treat each other with respect, A, and B, if you feel disrespected, politely ask your brother to stop, and C, if your brother asks you to stop, stop.
JONATHAN: (distracted silence)
MOM: Jonathan, what did I just say?
JONATHAN: (very long pause) ...parts of the alphabet.
In other news, it appears that next week is shaping up to be Biopsy Week here at the Frame household. Jeff's biopsy is scheduled for Wednesday morning at 8am, no food or drink after midnight the night before. Jack's biopsy is scheduled for Thursday morning at 8am, no food or drink after midnight the night before.
Here's why Jack is getting a biopsy.
Jack feels cranky about it.
Jeff advised me not to show you the growth, and he begged me not to post a close-up. He said no one would want to see it. Just be glad you don't have to smell it. Also be thankful the cat who sports it doesn't want to curl up in your lap.