Friday, June 17, 2011

Whatever Happened to a Simple Good Morning?

MOM: Good morning to my very favorite children in the whole wide universe!

JONATHAN: It's more than wide. It's never-ending. In fact, it's expanding right now. So planets are getting smaller.

JAMES: No, Earth is not getting smaller.

JONATHAN: By smaller, I mean...

MOM: Taking up less space in the universe?

JONATHAN: Exactly!

MOM: Well... anyway... good morning...