Saturday, March 19, 2011

Marriage Counselor, Age 7

~Jonathan's Love Tips~

When men are nice to ladies, the ladies kiss the men.

Tip for new love: ask how old they are before you marry them.

And find out if they're lying. If they fidget, or look left, or anything that represents lying, don't marry that one.

The real tip is: don't marry anyone that's underage. That's the real tip.

That's it.

See ya!