Dad: Jonathan, what do you want for dinner?
Jonathan (age 6): [no answer]
Dad: You could have coffee for dinner...
Jonathan: I don't want COFFEE for dinner!!!
Dad: You don't?
Jonathan: No! I'm too young!
Dad: Aw, come on. It'll put hair on your chest.
Jonathan: I don't WANT hair on my chest!
Dad: What? Don't you wanna be like your dad?
Jonathan: Well, yeah. But less hairy.
Dad: You mean you wanna be totally bald?
Jonathan: No. I want hair on my head. I just don't want hair right here [patting chest] or right here [patting arm].
Dad: Why not?
Jonathan (age 6, mind you): 'Cuz I wanna be attractive to the LADIES.
Well, Jonathan... lemme tell ya... your dad's hairy forearms are definitely attractive to this lady...