Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jeff the Chef

James: You can speak real Swedish, right, Dad?

Dad: Uh... no. I can't.

(Dad looks at Mom like 'Where is he going with this?')

(Mom shrugs)

James [crestfallen]: Oh. You can only speak Swedish Chef?

Dad [catching on]: Right. I can only speak Swedish gibberish.

James: Oh. Too bad you can't speak real Swedish.

Guess Jeff the Chef's culinary talents only go so far...