James: You can speak real Swedish, right, Dad?
Dad: Uh... no. I can't.
(Dad looks at Mom like 'Where is he going with this?')
James [crestfallen]: Oh. You can only speak Swedish Chef?
Dad [catching on]: Right. I can only speak Swedish gibberish.
James: Oh. Too bad you can't speak real Swedish.
Guess Jeff the Chef's culinary talents only go so far...