Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Just One of My Special Talents

James: [loud burp]

Mom: [waiting to hear "excuse me"]

James: [sniffing the air]

Mom: [watching surreptitiously]

James: Hey, Mom! Guess what! I can smell my burp!

Mom: [giving up on the manners] You can, huh?

James: Yep. Cool, huh?

Mom: Very cool.

James: I guess it's just one of my special talents.

Special indeed.