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Happy Birthday, Gentle Reader.
One of the many things our birthdays symbolize is a fresh start, just as we had on the day we were born.
May this be a year of fresh hope, fresh ambitions, fresh faith, and much laughter (which, as we know, doeth good like a medicine).
Thank you for loving Mitford. Please know that Mitford loves you back.
Did you catch that? Mitford loves me back!
Mitford loves me; therefore, Mitford exists. Iron-clad proof, wouldn't you say?