Me: Jonathan, how was Sunday School?
Me: What did you learn about?
Jonathan: A man.
Me: What kind of man?
Jonathan: Uhhh...I dunno.
Me: What was his name?
Jonathan: He was the kinda man that had an evil spirit, and it was, like, interrupting people in church! A church of the past!
Me: And then what happened?
Jonathan: Hey, Mom, did you know that Jesus painted blood on doors, and it killed all the people and all the animals?