Sunday, February 1, 2009

Theology, Age 5

Me: Jonathan, how was Sunday School?

Jonathan: Great!

Me: What did you learn about?

Jonathan: A man.

Me: What kind of man?

Jonathan: Uhhh...I dunno.

Me: What was his name?

Jonathan: He was the kinda man that had an evil spirit, and it was, like, interrupting people in church! A church of the past!

Me: And then what happened?

Jonathan: Hey, Mom, did you know that Jesus painted blood on doors, and it killed all the people and all the animals?

Me: Uhhh...