Monday, November 24, 2008

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Mom: I'm gonna run over to the church and tell Daddy something. I'll be right back. Okay, Jonathan?

Jonathan: [silence]

Mom: Okay, Jonathan?

Jonathan: [sigh]

Mom: Jonathan, did you hear what I said?

Jonathan: [re-sigh] Mom, you should say walk instead of run, because you can't run.

I know he meant fibro, but I immediately related his comment to...something else. That's it. I'm goin' on a diet.

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