Mom: I'm gonna run over to the church and tell Daddy something. I'll be right back. Okay, Jonathan?
Mom: Okay, Jonathan?
Mom: Jonathan, did you hear what I said?
Jonathan: [re-sigh] Mom, you should say walk instead of run, because you can't run.
I know he meant fibro, but I immediately related his comment to...something else. That's it. I'm goin' on a diet.