Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Public Figures

James: Mom, can we call good dreams Night Presidents?

Mom: Uh...

James: You know...because they're good.

Mom: Where, uh, how, uh...what gave you the idea to call good dreams Night Presidents?

James: Well, I just thought...since bad dreams are nightmares, then...

Mom: Oh! I get it! Uh...sure! You can call good dreams Night Presidents. Sounds great.

James: Thanks, Mom.

Get it? Night Mayors?

Next morning...

James: I had a dream last night, and it was half Night President and half Night Mayor.

Next evening...

James: Goodnight, Jonathan! I hope you have Night Presidents!

And so on...

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