James: [brow furrowed, wings unfurled, hurtles down the hallway]
Mom: [grabs James around the tummy, lifts him off the ground, and hugs him]
James: [arms and legs flailing in mid-air] ACK!!!
Mom: [kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss]
James: [indignant] I'm a myffical griffin!!!!
Mom: [releasing James] I love you and I hope you had a good day at school!
Jonathan: Myffical CREATURE school.
Mom: Mythical creature school, huh?
Mom: [going into bathroom] Aha.
Jonathan: You just went in the myffical baffroom!
Mom: Okay! I'm going to go mythical potty!