Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Too Funny

Mom: What are you eating?
James: Goldfish.
Mom: Yummy!
James: Do these have twykee the vitamins and minerals?

(Who can guess what word he meant?)

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Pleasant conversation was interrupted this evening by a little boy who stomped into the living room and yelled out in frustration, "I'm SICK of farting! From my bottom!" He then collapsed dramatically into a heap of jello on the floor. Luckily, his transformation took place *behind* the couch, so he missed seeing both of his parents shake uncontrollably with silent laughter for several moments.