Mom: What are you eating?
James: Do these have twykee the vitamins and minerals?
(Who can guess what word he meant?)
Pleasant conversation was interrupted this evening by a little boy who stomped into the living room and yelled out in frustration, "I'm SICK of farting! From my bottom!" He then collapsed dramatically into a heap of jello on the floor. Luckily, his transformation took place *behind* the couch, so he missed seeing both of his parents shake uncontrollably with silent laughter for several moments.