James: Jonathan, you need God.
Jonathan: I don't have God.
James: You'll become one of God's people soon.
Jonathan: I will?
James: If you don't become a Christian soon, Jonathan, then you'll become one of God's enemies.
Jonathan: (dramatic, audible gasp) MOM! James told me something! God's ENEMY!
James: (to Mom) What will happen if Jonathan is God's enemy?
Mom: Then he won't go to heaven.
James: I mean, what will happen to him when he gets to hell?
Mom: He will burn in a fire.
James: (dramatic, audible gasp) Did you hear that, Jonathan?
James, the Seed Planter, hard at work.