Friday, May 25, 2007

Surely You Jest

Jonathan has three jokes. That's it. He tells them frequently and expects a big laugh each time. If you don't comply, he'll sit there staring at you and eventually say, "Laugh, Mom!"

So, here they come. Laugh, everyone!

Why did the Fuzzy cross the road?
To get to the Mushymelon!

Why did the Fuzzy stand on his head?
Because his feet were tired!

What happened to the Fuzzy who lost his left side?
He's all right now!

They're from Johnny and the Sprites.

James, on the other hand, seems to have a constant supply of one joke after another:

What's a boobee?
It's a little bug that hides inside flowers and sacres bees. "Boo, bee!"

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

Boo.
Boo Who?
You don't have to cry about it! It's only a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

And last but not least:

What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?
A quacker box!